1. Hmm, I could use a snack.
2. Seriously, do you have a piece of gum, Tic Tac, anything?
3. My head is killing me. Didn’t you just hear me?! Shut up! I hate your voice! It’s like if Fran Drescher and Kermit the Frog made a voice baby. Turn it off!
4. I don’t know where I want to eat, what I want to eat, or who you are, so stop asking and find something to put in my mouth…now! My brain…it’s…it’s shutting…off…
5. I hate you. Never look at me again or I will scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon. Sweet, savory eyeballs… Hey, come give me a hug.
6. That’s it. I’m dying. Look at my hands! They’re shaking, look! Watch me try to hold this pencil…god this pencil looks delicious…
7. What pencil?
